random thoughts

getting bottled water that isnt carbonated is referred to as not having "gas." and its really hard to come by.


if there are people walking down the street handing out free beer, its probably non-alcoholic, which i didnt think existed over here. do not, i repeat, do not get any.


the juice is really sugary. like that flavored "drink" they sell at grocery stores.


beer is poured perfectly here. every american bartender should have to be trained here before ever pouring another beer.


when going on a two month trip, bring electric razor. put a hood and sunglasses on me and i look like the unabomber. im scaring the locals.


mineral water tastes like shit.


americans really are loud. sorry, prague.


taking a dump in a castle is a difficult task, but i promise to fulfill that dream, kjg.


eating a lot can make you fat. i caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror today. yikes. hope the clothes i brought still fit me by the end of the trip.


have i mentioned how good the beer is here? ah, so good. looking forward to a big weekend of beer drinking coming up. i mean studying. wait - what did i say?


euro mullets are much more sophisticated here. this one has a sort of "sasquatch in the forest" quality to it, but i promise to take more as i see them. maybe even pose with them. maybe even grow one myself. when in prague, right?

happy early fourth! lets not blow off any fingers this year!